Your Worst Nightmare

Threats against me are funny because the person who says it to me thinks I will back off or even care what they are saying. The one thing people need to realize, i can care less what people threaten me, say they are gonna punch me or blah blah blah. I am someone who will just give you a sarcastic “yeah… ok… yeah… sure” answers when you say what you want to do to me. I also will never believe you when you say you are better or stronger than me or can kick my ass because 9 out of 10 times, you are not nor can’t.

If someone does actually swing at me, they better make sure they knock my ass out. Not only if I happen to get knocked down, I don’t know how to stay down. Also, I will fight back and find any weakness you may have and if I can’t, back of the knees are always a good start.

I might be an opinionated, sarcastic asshole…. but i can still be one of the nicest people you can meet. Threaten me, I turn into your worst nightmare.